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10/13/2004 Entry: "Mail Call"

Mail Call

Well, after just one entry in the BikiniKat Fan Club Blog hosted by me, Flower Frankenstein, the BikiniKat Fan Club Clubhouse Mailbox has received countless inquires asking this compelling question, “How do I exactly protect myself against Negative Vibes, Mean People, Funny Smells and Karate Chops?” Also I’ve had a lot of questions regarding Funny Smells and what exactly they are and there is some confusion to what exactly are Karate Chops. There have also been complaints that the phrase Negative Vibes, Mean People, Funny Smells and Karate Chops is just much too long and exhausting to say throughout the day, not to mention it takes up a lot of ink. Well as your host, I’m here to make sure you have a Smart Sassy Stylish day and will send you all a memo solving these issues immediately.

Because I like YOU!