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11/11/2004 Entry: "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Jean: Hey , who gave you that black eye?
Gordon: Nobody gave it to me. I had to fight for it.

This goofy joke is from 101 Wacky Kid Jokes by JB Stein, just one of the many reference books I'm reading to keep my act together because I'm 4 months behind schedule. I have to finish writing the novel by Christmas and must have the final draft by Thanksgiving in order to get it stuffed and ready for all the guests. I'm going to list some books that have been very helpful to me, just in case you are writing a novel as well, and anyone who has any good books to read please let me know. I'm making all this up as I go.

Characters and Viewpoint by Orson Scott Card
The Slang Thesaurus by Jonathon Green
How to Write by Herbert E. Meyer and Jill M. Meyer
Mr. T's Be Somebody Or Be Somebody's Fool by Mr. T with Peter Elbling
Write Now! magazine edited by Danny Fingeroth
Men of Tomorrow - Geeks, Gangsters and the Birth of the Comic Book by Gerard Jones

Because I like YOU.

Replies: 3 Meows

Thanks Michael and Pookie for the good books and funny joke. Fish and Ships. I love it. The Bad Seed must be super creepy and no one can deny Lynda Barry! She is sooo cool. Wait doesn't Pookie live at Lynda Barry's house? Hmmm FF

Posted by Flower Frankenstein @ 11/12/2004 10:35 AM PST

Here's a joke for ya:

Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships!

Posted by Pookie @ 11/11/2004 05:30 PM PST

here's some good books for you, flo:

the bad seed by william march
seriously funny by gerald nachman
auntie mame by patrick dennis
100 demons by lynda barry!

have a great rainy ready day! ~msw

Posted by michael @ 11/11/2004 11:39 AM PST