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04/11/2005 Entry: "Farting Turtle Cocktail Party was a blast...so to speak"

Farting Turtle Cocktail Party was a blast...so to speak

Hey BikiniKat Fan Club Members!

Thanks to all of you for coming down to the Farting Turtle Cocktail Party. BikiniKat made her entrance dressed in a fantastic mini skirt and white cape with black trim. She ordered one now infamous Farting Turtle Cocktail created by Annie of Annie's Cocktail Lounge with a little hint from Mrs. Vera and Mr. Tina (see kool kats.)

The Farting Turtle Cocktail Special recipe:
Midori
Fizzy stuff
And a floating raisin

Disgusting, romantic, delicious. Everyone who was anyone had one in their hand. Also present were complimentary self-inflating whoopee cushions, BikiniKat's Smart Sassy Stylish Shields a Go Go and more.

Special Thanks goes out to Sara Cambridge for being BikiniKat's body guard, Mary Sew as BikiniKat's Stylist, Alisha Trimble for designing my glamourous BikiniKat party jacket with sequins, Suzanna Shubeck for belting out the Karaoke Anarchy in the UK in a high style with pink wig, Thanks to Michael Wertz for bringing out his London friends and more pink wigs...more, Runky and Cody for making Farting Turtle cookies, they actually made a Farting Turtle cookie cutter, Seth for being BikiniKat's chauffeur, Lauren Curry for sporting a wig and spreading the Farting Turtle vibe at A.P.E., Anne Maria for her powers of persuasion , Nell Jehu for bringing some class into the joint, Scott and Scott for sporting BikiniKat shwag and spreading the Farting Turtle Love to the next party, Bob for being Bob, Bwanna and Creepy Mike for making it over after a long day at APE , Tom for drawing out the BikiniKat master plan, Shannon for her poise and grace, Ron Turner for being a ladies man, Shaney for looking fantasitc in her pink wig, Louise for her sassiness, Lloyd Dangle because he's smart, Deb Aoki for bringing back the Hawaii memories, Jaina and Yoram for their magical sparkles, Jean Spinosa for the Farting Turtle Air Freshner Spray and so many other Kool Kats thank you all for joining the party, there will be a lot more in the future.

Because I like YOU.

One Tragic note. I performed a horrible Karaoke rendition of Tina Turner's Private Dancer. No it was really bad, really really bad, embarassing bad. So bad it wasn't even funny bad. Bad with no irony bad. Just bad.