We dare you to explain yourself in 10 words... or less.
I'm eternally youthful, terminally silly, and I kick ass! That's nine words.

What is your SMART SASSY STYLISH goal as illustrated in BikiniKat's Motivational Strategy for the Millennium?
I will unleash my creative energy in such a way as to astound, mystify and bring joy to myself and others.


What kind of SASSY things do you do to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
Some people just get dressed. I put on a costume. I wear a different costume every day, but it's not always made of fun fur or sequins. My costume may be a business suit or a superhero cape. It's what makes me powerful. Thank goodness that I live in San Francisco where folks don't regard me as a huge freak. Just a little freak!

What kind of SMARTS do you need to be SASSY in order to achieve your STYLISHNESS?
I'm always looking to expand my geek smarts. You can never know too much about computers, y'know.

What part of your personality helps you achieve your goal?
I was born sassy. When I was born, I spanked the doctor instead. I know my boundaries well so I don't let people get away with funny smells or karate chops.

What part gets in your way?
Like all cats, I like to sleep. Napping gets in the way of my full potential. On the other hand, I have very vivid dreams that allow me to explore parts of my subconscious. I've visualized new art projects via dreams, even solved some problems that had been troubling me. And I can fly in my dreams, so there's that added incentive. I mean, who doesn't want to fly?

Can you tell us a Farting Turtle story?
Someone once complimented my super-stylin' shoes, then remarked, "Wow... I didn't realize your feet were so big!" Honey, I'm a tall girl, they need to be big so I don't tip over and crush you like a big falling tree.

How did you overcome that Farting Turtle?
I have a pretty tough outer shell. You could call it my own personal Shield a Go Go. Farts just bounce off me. I don't take things personally and try not to let the small stuff get in the way of the grand scheme of things.

THANK YOU for spending the time to share you SMART SASSY STYLISH life with all the BikiniKat Fan Club Members, we really appreciate it... because we like YOU!